Lower your IQ , loosen you belt , and laugh out loud ! My comments in italics . :)
hiiii...can be frndzzz do cre to rply...!!!
This guy appears as: I WaNt 2 C MiNe DeATh CerTiFiCaTe:) . I think he needs to see a certificate assuring us of his sound mental health .
If only all single and desperate to mingle B.Tech students from the IIT's and the NIT's could use this , life would would be a lot rosier for them .
Hi may i frndshp with u
First you mental-checkup-with-loony-doctor .
Screw you , I no longer "do friendship" with Software Engineers . Your market value has crashed . Contact me after 2014 , when the Recession is over .
Hi.i cant ask u to b my frend as u know nothing about me.but wud like to talk to u if u dnt mind as i m also frm aligarh n now working in bangalore
I can be a fiend to you , and to all the other losers from Loony-garh working in Bangalore .
well about me i m
ice-cream with cery and i love my cat, and bla bla bla and n urs like n dislike...! n u r college
He likes “mind ice-cream with cery” ! Very scary . Any relation to Dr. Hannibal Lecter ? And how did he end up at AMU ? He did not learn to communicate with a single person , leave alone the masses . He sounds like a total jackass to me . I wish he gets hired by NDTV or CNN-IBN .
This is Chandan ..Working in Air Force...Looking 4 a Sweet friend...So if u wana interested to fly on the wings of friendship Wid me.....get ready den...I am
ready to take off now......
If you friendship is anything like the MiG's , fly solo .
Very soon, i will at bangalore............
You will what , crash land ?
plz do reply ..Waiting for ur positive response...bye...take care
Here is my response > + respone ! :P
This the gem , the master piece , the best and the brightest of the lot -
AND 1 THING FOR GALS PLZZ...
never think dat i m d type of guy(like oders)who likes 2 talk 2 every gal only bcoz of d reason dat she is a gal....i realy respect gud gals a lot..but today
most of d gals do not understand d diference b/w becoming a modern gal n a vulgar gal.....so if u r a gud gal den u r most welcome..if not, den stay away 4m
me as i just cant tolerate such shameless gals..(so such gals... dnt send me a frend request..it wil never b accepted).....so only dose gals(strangers) wil b
geting frend request from my side who seems 2 b gud....dont take me in wrong way....i know how 2 behave wid gals..but 1st become such dat i feel proud 2 say
dat i have a frend who deserves 2 b call a GIRL. now ur wish.......sorry if i hurt anyone....(i know most of d gals wnt like al dis n wil not talk 2 me bcoz
of al dat stuff writen dere....but i also know wat type of gals dose wud b...so it dnst effect me..as i realy luv being hated by such gals..)
Boy oh Boy ! I am stumped . His audacity ! The stink of MCP-ness coming from him . He loves to be hated by "vulgar gals" . He wants "good gals" in his good books, so that he can be proud of them . Is he a member of the SRS ? I think the PCC should be re-launched just to smother him with pink panties .
hiiiiii can u add me ass frdf????????????
How honest of him ! He accepts that he is an ass . "me - ass" !
He is friendly . He is sexy . And the extra i's in his Hi account for the number of incompetent idiots he is worth . The number of exclamation marks are the
number of times he was hit on the head with a big fat stick , by some well wisher of his , to knock some sense into him . Did it help ?
"can't we be frnds kya yaar plzz do let me know abut this plzzz
He had been poisoned . The anti-dote to the poison is a chemical called stupidomorphin , which is released when he sends friend requests to random girls . The more loserish he sounds , the more chemicals his body secretes , the longer he lives . Inspired from Crank .
hi dear..new n orkut.......welcum buddy...........!!!!!!!!!!!!
His handle was PJ . He has been appointed as the HR/PR/Liaison officer for Orkut , to welcome new members and make them feel welcome . It would be shame of
somebody was friendless even after joining a social networking website , wouldn't it ?
serial kisser - photography is my passion
Yes , his handle is serial kisser ! Need I say more ?
hi friend how r u aur batao kaisi ho aur kya kar rahi ho
Your friend is cursing the day she decided to join this particular social networking website .
hiiiiiiiiii can we be friends
This message was sent by “i am alone... want to be alone”. He is alone , no surprises there . And he wants to be alone, then why does he need friends ?
He thinks his handle makes him hot and a boy with chocolatey looks . I think it can also mean a hot chocolate – boy , bole to , one who serves or sells hot chocolate . I bet he didn't think of that .
can v b afrnd?
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When you are feeling all alone Down-hearted, sad and blue,And you think that there's just no one
Actually , I thought there are no more fools like you , the Universe must have run out of your kind . But I was wrong . And that is why I am blue, sad and down hearted . Alone , waiting for intelligent life on Orkut .