hi...incedent came across 2 ur profile....i like the way u desc. ur self...and nice pics 2...
Was this guy going for indecent? And desc? Desecrate yourself?
....well i stay near Nestle Apt....Opposite Mindspace......so cutie how u doin.....wat do u do....will love to know more ab u..........
I think his mind is full of empty space.
Hey seems to b an imprsve profile while relating to the choice of communities...
As they say , a woman on a social networking website, is known by the communities she keeps .
how can i leave net. u r online yaar...he he
Well, he definitely took leave of his senses.
why !!! are the other passive faces in your inbox sleeping..... well at least you decided to scrap back... let see how far this goes
I will be damned. This one has a decent command over the English language. But still corny.
hii i am mohsin how are you.hiiiii atually theres nohing to say but would love to b ur frnd......
He should have reminded himself that he had nothing to say when he was typing that.
Hey listen....i just want to check u would like make new PALS??
Two people were asking me about u,
I gave them Ur address and cell no.
They will b visiting u soon.
Their names r Joy n Happiness.
Have a day
Super duper corny and cheesy .
Did he accidentally export his wits/common sense/intelligence to Timbuctoo?
Poor Mother Mary! :(
Hi friends ....how r u?really ur pic is very beautifull.......I am shock to see u
Hell yeah. And I was shocked when I read this.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii h r u ' be friend ( guy with Dhoni profile pic)
Awesome! A very considerate gentleman. He wants to make sure that the girl doesn’t get lost on her way to his profile. And he chose such a rare picture as well.
I KNOW ITS PREETY UNUSUAL TO WRITE SOME ONE A SCRAP..
TO WHOM U HAVENT EVEN SAID HI B4...
BUT DONT KNOW WHETHER ITS UR GORGEOUS FACE....
OR SOMTHIN WRONG WITH MY BROWSER'S BACK BUTTON
IT DOSENT LET ME MOV BACK WITHOUT GIVIN U A COMPLIMENT...
He started off in style. And then got carried away screwed it up. And why blame it on the poor browser when it was your own bheja ?
hello my dear how r u u took that photo from your window
And I bet his brain grew a pair of wings, and flew out of that a window. Must have been a very bored brain too.
Wat r u doin in Manipal.
Its a gr8 place to chill out at Udupis beach.
Gr8 university u r studying in which.
Trust me slowly and ur trust will never end
Manipal ROCKS, of course . How does one Trust slowly? And if she did that, I bet her self respect would have ended it self .
really its a pleasure to hv a friend like u who looks so simple and sober by her face and just hv concerntrations towards goal nt hving time for extra bakwas activities
happy holi belated to you bye
just keep me in ur mind that is only u give me
Apparently, he has a lot of time for bakwaas activities. And what the hell does “just keep me in ur mind that is only u give me” mean ?
hi manipal...................wanna be friends
But Manipal doesn’t want to be friends with dumbasses like you.
oohhhh!!! a gal visiting my pro ...its rare !!! ..I saw ur pro ur frm MIT ..WOW!!! me too have studied in MIT Electrical !!! right now in bangalore honeywell !!! wat abt u ?????
No wonder a girl visiting his profile is rare.
hey....ssup ....saw ur profile...u luk lyk sum1 who wud b fun 2 kno....n dat makes ME give U a chance 2 get 2 kno ME bettr....as when v seek 2 discover da best in others...v somehow brin out da best in ourselves....lets see if ur fr REAL!
Philosopher cum philanderer. And a fool, of course. But he does have one talent. One look and he will tell you whether you are fun or not.
If i say hi.......u may say whoz this.... if i ask for chat....u may say why??.... if i ask u for a coffee.....u may say wt rubbish.... if i say i liked ur profile......u may say m flattering u..... if i ask for frnship.......u may say m flirting...... so can u plz suggest me hw to start wid a new relation.........???? till u reply i am trying wid a request.........".....m here looking for friends .....wat do u say?
I say that you are a demented dim-witted dumbass. The best way to start a new relation is to ensure that both the parties are of a sound mind. But he clearly needs a trip to the loony bin.
hi, it is nice to be friend of unknown!!!
i don't meet you unless you deserve .
Friend of unknown, eh? I think he is interested in befriending a supernatural being, a ghost of some sorts. And he won't meet unless "she deserves" . Bole to , attitude , huh ?
If I were stranded on a desert island, I wouldn't need three things - I'd just take you
I would probably commit suicide.
I am hungry for real gf, you like??
I think his imaginary girl friend dumped him. And no guesses why. That is why the poor soul is haunting the net, looking for a flesh-and-blood one.
Seriously, how can any guy even think of wooing a girl, or impressing her enough to grant his friend request on any social networking website, with the aid of these super crappy, most corny messages . Was there any blood in their brain when they came up with these masterpieces? And most of these losers also managed to murder/molest/maim the English language as well. It is the curse of the digital age, I guess. But, I did have a good laugh out of them.
p.s. To all the ladies who read this , please feel free to add something from your own experience , if you have had any . :)