Sunday, January 24, 2010

How to dismantle a terrorist camp

Question : What do you get when you attack a major Indian city using 10 misled youth , take it hostage for a few days while slaughtering hundreds over the period ?

Answer : You get 11 frustrated Pakistani Cricketers , and , I still can't believe it though , a retributive Pakistani Government . "We will pay you back in kind" was what they have said .

Wow.

And you get this after 1 year, 1 month and 27 days. Well, isn't payback a bitch ? :D We all must be so proud and happy that justice has been served , at last .

But the kind of sick,twisted and vindictive person I am , I am not even close to being content . I want the Lions of our GoI to ban the export of Tea and Fairness cream to Pakistan . That would be a more befitting reply . Yeah . Let those Paki's simmer for a while without fairness creams and Indian tea as well . Let's show them who has got the balls .

And if you take a few more stringent measures like these , then the giant and intricate terror breeding network , and the hate-mongering nation of Pakistan will be on its knees , gasping for a chance to participate in IPL , among many other things .

That is how you dismantle a terrorist camp , and eventually a terrorist state . :D

15 comments:

MaxX said...

hehehe...kucch bhi likh diya yeh toh aapne!

Kislay said...

@MaxX

Kya galat likha hai maine ? Indian government se to kuch hua nahi . IPL waalon ne hi thoda bohot kiya . :)

MaxX said...

woh issliye kyun ki IPL waalo ke paas atleast cricket balls toh hai....govt ke paas kya hai??

ramblingsbybones said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! I like your vindictive and twisted mind...Serves them right...Their ego has burst...They thought they would always be in control, but look what money does...What the govt. couldn't do, the IPL franchisees have done...

公車 said...

goodjob!........................................

BK Chowla, said...

If you read my posts on Pak related issues, I have always maintained that the worst attack on any one is the economic blockade and social boycott.
But,for any action to be taken there has to be a political will.
Our Govt has to behave like a strong nation and to MEOW all the time.
ROAR.

Anrosh said...

any body who strikes terror in the hearts of the common man are terrorists - and in india - the real terrorists are the indian politicians.

hitch writer said...

I get the idea of what you have written... but i m more cynical... there is no doubt in my mind.. if there werent a cloud over the participation of the Paki players the IPL would have bid for them... its only coz they werent sure if this was a good investment that they opted for others... !!!

they arent as good as they sound... ! They only think money !

Zivana said...

Twisted! Nice!

writerzblock said...

Ha ha! Sometimes, it feels so good to 'hit out' :-)

mesoliloquy said...

Yahaan aap blog update pe update kar rahein hain aur humein pata bhi nahin chala.

Why aren't you updating on twitter, buddy? Indy, you and I need to discuss such stuff there. It would be fun. :D

mesoliloquy said...

What is your take on SRK's no ball? ;)

Indyeah said...

Deshbhakti or payback isn't in the picture Kislay...

money's stalking and talking how! Like Dhiren says its just coz of some clouds of doubt hanging over the Pakistani players ...the thought that they might become a liability ..thats the the only thing that stopped IPL owners...



wish the thoughts that are brewing in your 'twisted' mind do come true though:D
another twisted mind joins you:))




PS:- yep! do join us more often on Twitter:) it would give us some food for thought:)

天氣晴朗 said...

若有人問你成功時會不會記得他 試問若你失敗時他會不會記得你..................................................

Zivana said...

Blogging world calling Kislay..
Blogging world calling Kislay..

The blogging world is a lonely place without you! When are you getting back??

Where are the sarcastic statements? Where are the insightful tips? Where is the blogger that is Kislay?